Lube Company Offers Ronda Rousey Lifetime Supply After She Disses Use of Product

November 6, 2015

Talk about a slick offer.

Ronda Rousey became the center of attention — because that’s what happens anytime she says anything, ever, amirite? — when Maxim published a column in which she answered a question about what guys should do in the sack.

Basically, Ronda thinks you’re a lazy chump if you need to resort to using lubricants during sexual intercourse. Yeah, talking to you, guy with the lube drawer.

To the quote, courtesy of

“In general, a girl takes a minute. He needs to get her ready. You should never need lube in your life. If you need lube, then you’re being lazy…and you’re not taking your time.”

Well, damn.

This might come off as a little harsh to some, and understandably so. And now that EVERY blog on the earth has covered Ronda’s take on lube, a manufacturer of sexual lubricants wants to take the opportunity to educate the UFC women’s champ on the benefits lubrication for bumping uglies.

A company named Wicked Sensual Care released a statement on Thursday wherein they offer the champ a “lifetime supply” of their products so she can experience the benefits of lubes and other sexual products first-hand. That’s right, they’re willing to give her a life-long amount of their products because they’re confident she’ll change her mind once she sees how well they work.

From Carrie Smith, Head of Product Development for Wicked Sensual Care:

Ms. Rousey, on behalf of everyone at Wicked Sensual Care, I’d like to tell you how big of fans we are in regards to everything you continue to achieve as an athlete and woman. You stand for beauty in strength, as well as changing body images and gender stereotypes. Your success provides you with a great platform to reach people, which is why I was concerned to hear your thoughts on lube when addressing Maxim readers. Lubricant is perhaps one of the most essential elements of a healthy and enjoyable sexual experience, regardless of age or gender. Some of the reasons include: its ability to reduce friction, whether natural or from a condom; decrease in the odds a condom will break; assist with sex after menopause; help those with Sexual Arousal Disorder and vaginal dryness; and in the case of Wicked Sensual Care, act as a natural biostatic due to our use of olive leaf extract. In addition, flavored lubes, like our own Salted Carmel and Candy Apple flavors, make oral pleasures even tastier, while lubes with heating and cooling elements provide added sensations. And of course, lubricant is imperative for anyone engaging in anal sex. There is no normal when it comes to sex, and everyone is different. If we perpetuate the idea a woman can become naturally lubricated by her partner simply doing the necessary work, then we are ignoring the many women unable to self lubricate due to a number of medical and psychological reasons. We are also putting pressure on the men and women trying to help them become lubricated. Ideally, sex is fun and pleasurable, which is where lubricants come in to help create the most stress-free environment possible. I welcome any questions you may have, and if you’re so inclined, I am happy to offer you a lifetime supply of Wicked Sensual Care’s products because I believe you may change your mind once you experience the many different types of lubricants now available, from water-based and silicone-based, to our wide range of flavored and PETA-approved lubes demonstrating how far we’ve progressed with sexual health and wellness products.”

Amazing that the mere mention of a product from Ronda Rousey can be a hot topic for days, causing chaos while dictating supply and demand for an entire industry.

Never change, internet.

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