When Eminem’s mixtape dropped in 1997, it was seriously the greatest wordplay I’d ever heard from any emcee that touched a microphone up to that point. He, of course, went on to do things with Dr. Dre and became an icon in the music business, although my personal favorite is the madness he spit on Soundbombing II.
Part of Em’s reputation has come from dissing people on his songs, taking shots at everyone from popular names like Christina Aguilera to smaller names that you probably have to Google like Cage. *waits for you to copy and paste Cage*
And now Slim Shady is calling out UFC women’s bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey in his new release, “Shady XV.” We’re not sure if he’s trying to get his ass beat by calling her out or if he’s actually complimenting her. You make the call after reading the lyrics.
Props to my dude Zane Simon for the transcription:
I got a Magic Johnson
It’s like a Magic Wand allows me to not let a blonde arouse me
If Ronda Rousey was on the couch with the condoms out
Holding a thousand Magnums at once to pounce me
I’ll laugh in response to how she dances and flaunts it around me
Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around
And all I see is Paulie Malignaggi, she’s slaughterhouse in a blouse
Not much of a reader? It’s cool. Listen to the track below.