Pro Tip: Don’t Try Robbing a Store, Especially One Owned By an MMA Fighter

December 16, 2013
Comments off

Living a life of crime never pays off, folks. Don’t do it. Seriously.

Take this guy for example. A perpetrator was bright enough to attempt robbing a Pennsylvania record store owned by an MMA fighter named Thomas Anderton.

Anderton subdued the assailant with a rear-naked choke and handed his half-conscious body over to police a short while later.

Lesson of the day: Downloading music is much better for everyone involved? Maybe.

Like MMAWeekly.com on Facebook and Follow @MMAWeeklycom on Twitter.

  • Travis

    Half conscience? I think you meant half-conscious. Good grief.

    • Big Tuna

      C’mon most MMA fans and affiliate have shirts so tight they can hardly breath much less spell

  • Mike mckinney

    Obviously a rookie. That’s why you don’t leave witnesses. You get rid of all threats first. ;)

  • Darren Azzopardi

    Can’t believe they still use the term ‘cage fighter’ though

    • Mike mckinney

      At least they didn’t call him a pit fighter.
      At the end of the day calling them cage fighters is correct, as long as they’re fighting in a cage. Hell, Cage Fighter is a brand.

    • Big Tuna

      It’s kind of a cage though don’t you think?

  • Joshua Gustin Grant

    Well done, homeboy.

  • Big Tuna

    Thieves are cowards that don’t have balls to earn a dime by working